twitchcraft galore

(Snippet of a conversation I had with a friend last night)

me: i mean seriously i HATE rocky road ice cream. :( it’s really ice cream that i don’t like chunks of chocolate in. bleh.

Friend: I don’t even eat that ABOMINATION of an ice cream flavor
(lol jk somewhat I think it’s relatively ok)
ABOMINATION

me: lmao
abomination, i won’t disagree!
i mean, it’s largely composed of things that are NOT ICE CREAM
wtf kind of bullshit is that?

Friend: HERESY
THE GREATEST JUSTICE WE CAN BRING THEM
THE MAKERS OF IT
IS FEED THEM THEIR OWN POISON

me: YES!
i am totally down for embarking on this quest!

Friend: AND WE SHALL LAUGH AND REVEL IN THEIR CRIES OF “wow ok this flavor really isn’t that good actually”
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

me: lmfaooooo

Friend: BWAHAHAHAHA

me: i think by the time i’m done with them, their teeth will be weeping and their throats will be writhing in the PAIN OF THEIR TRANSGRESSIONS.

Friend: NEVER AGAIN SHALL THEY COMMIT SUCH A SIN

me: and never again shall they ever want to THINK about a fucking marshmallow