twitchcraft galore

(Snippet of a conversation I had with a friend last night)

me: i mean seriously i HATE rocky road ice cream. :( it’s really ice cream that i don’t like chunks of chocolate in. bleh.

Friend: I don’t even eat that ABOMINATION of an ice cream flavor
(lol jk somewhat I think it’s relatively ok)
ABOMINATION

me: lmao
abomination, i won’t disagree!
i mean, it’s largely composed of things that are NOT ICE CREAM
wtf kind of bullshit is that?

Friend: HERESY
THE GREATEST JUSTICE WE CAN BRING THEM
THE MAKERS OF IT
IS FEED THEM THEIR OWN POISON

me: YES!
i am totally down for embarking on this quest!

Friend: AND WE SHALL LAUGH AND REVEL IN THEIR CRIES OF “wow ok this flavor really isn’t that good actually”
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

me: lmfaooooo

Friend: BWAHAHAHAHA

me: i think by the time i’m done with them, their teeth will be weeping and their throats will be writhing in the PAIN OF THEIR TRANSGRESSIONS.

Friend: NEVER AGAIN SHALL THEY COMMIT SUCH A SIN

me: and never again shall they ever want to THINK about a fucking marshmallow

Today we went to a seminar for GIS. While taking notes, I decided to write a few haiku.

what is gis?
the geographic approach
used by the police.

i am shivering.
it is freezing in this room.
need another coat!

capitalizing
ev’ry single frickin word:
unnecessary.

do you think they will
attempt to keep us hostage?
need an escape plan!

cannot understand
whatever this guy’s saying.
please enunciate!

(Okay, so my notes were about GIS; the haiku deviated a bit. :P)

Kel: yeah like… it’s pretty sad because no matter what i want to do as a career it involves using my hands a lot ><
Fal: well nutritionist doesn’t necessarily need wrist dexterity!
Kel: yes but my ultimate goal is to be a baker!
Kel: and cook food too, but mostly baking
Fal: great I guess that means I’ll have to start inventing bionic wrists for you!
Kel: oh i forgot to tell you. my secret wish is to become a cyborg :[
Kel: so i can have bionic arms
Fal: lol, well there you go, time to restart my major in cybornetics
Kel: seriously. like my scifi fantasy is to be a cyborg. how sad is that?
Fal: what would you do as a cyborg??
Kel: whatever i fucking want because i will have bionic arms
Fal: laughing irl lol